hey good lookin'

today i learned that not all gorgeous boys are stupid idiots.

church

saw a couple of girls hooking on a corner in front of a church. wonder if they accept dirty tithes?

pollution

pollution is a terrible force against nature, but it sure makes pretty sunsets.

for reals

below are 4 blogs about things that were actually said by my dad in the last 12 hours. who knew he was funny? thought i got it from my mama.

funny shit my dad says: internet

"what is internet? WHO is internet?"

funny shit my dad says: saddle

while at the dallas museum of art...
he looks at it and says, "what the hell is this?!"

at least he ain't tryin to lie to kick it.








[ps it's a saddle made in the edo period of japan]

funny shit my dad says: fish

[looks inside his fish tank]

"the fish is upside down. i'm not a fish doctor, but i think it's dying."

funny shit my dad says: breasts

"women without breasts is a terrible thing."

[proceeds to show me exercises to firm up my chest.]

"i'm just trying to help you out."

airport

i opted out. i don’t know if the TSA lady got more turned on when she patted me down or if i did.

who buys porn at the airport and where would you blow you know what?

i kindda really hate myself for paying $2.79 for a bottle of water. damn you for exploiting thirsty people.

mass murder

san francisco, california. at 6:45am, these trees were found murdered and left on the corner of green and franklin near sherman elementary. their leaves were mangled and limbs were chopped off with precision. what's even more disturbing is that sights like these have become quite common along the streets of the city. trees have been killed and left on sidewalks like garbage waiting to be picked up. we have been unable to reach the police for a comment.