relationships

are so strange.

just when you think you've got things figured out, new things spring on you. there are "rules" that we should obey, but when we don't, is it unhealthy? and does going backwards mean regression or progress? the end of the year brings up new thoughts about what we think we "should" or "shouldn't" be doing. wake up.

true story

on my to-do list is to make a to-do list

xmas joke

(courtesy of mi prima)

q: what's the difference between santa and tiger woods?






a: santa only has 3 ho's

melt!

fact: fondue can get you buzzed.
melt's classique neufchatel apparently uses about half a bottle of wine/brandy in it.
sure enough, the buzz started after only about 5 or six bites!
cheese that gets you tipsy? i think i've found my favorite new thing.

steppin' it up

the bums are steppin' it up.
walked by one asking someone for a "couple of bucks."
what ever happened to spare change?

the people under the stairs (1991)

nothing like a scary movie on christmas.
it's zombie-tranny-ghetto all rolled into one.
might i ask: no one can hear the guns? really?!

hangover

how long does it take for one to get over one?
does nausea tend to set in and hang out for days just cause it feels like being a jerk?

read:
.don't drink caffeine
.drink lots of water and vitamin c like oj
.eat so your belly soaks up the booze
.the irish drink pickle juice. (have to try that one)

'cmon science, find us a cure!