sex and the city

the 9:40pm line:
girls night out, girls, girl and gay, gays, girls, girls, gay, gay, gay, women.


i saw a lot of ladies hooking on my street just now. just cause i wear platform shoes, doesn't mean i am one, too. my thick- rimmed glasses should be a give away.

slang

Dang, norcalers, you can't use the word "hella" enough, can you?

Convo on the corner of eddy and larkin:
"It was, like, hella long. Heeeeeeeeeella! Hella! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaa! Hella long!"

There are other adjectives waiting to be used out there, babygirl.

teddy bear

mister, i have seen you walk across the street twice with your giant brown teddy bear. where are you going? and can i join you?

red flags

. "i don't take anything seriously"
. "i don't like titles"
. "i probably shouldn't tell you this..."

...

this sh*t is coconuts

cooking directions

dear box:
either your directions are incorrect or i cannot measure. i'm going to say it's you and not me.

fail

was walking down the street, waiting at a light when i stopped behind a guy trying to hit on a girl. i couldn't hear what he was saying to her, but i KNOW that it didn't make any sense and it definitely wasn't smooth. it was so awkward-turtle that i crossed the street the other way to relieve my own discomfort.