ah, sf

i love when a gun gets pulled out when there is a tiff on the soccer field.
i love when i come across a meth head rapping angrily into a phone.
i love when popeye's runs out of apple pie and my friend demands them to make some more.
i love when it's a warm, sunny summer day and by the evening, it is chillingly foggy.

i love sf.

thank goodness

for 24 hour grocery stores. they are a rarity in the city, so it's precious to have one nearby.

in basket:
.cheddar cheese
.corn bread
.cereal
.milk
.ice cream
.yogurt
.kimchi
.ice cream

aka all the markings of a broke san franciscan.

guess who's back in the muthaeffin house

i've been MIA for a while now. quite a while due to different circumstances (including the lack of interweb). but i'm gonna blow up again soon! TBC

a sense of humor is sexy

"1 full mattress with boxspring (russian hill)

I've placed a blue full size firm and comfortable mattress on Jones between Pacific & Jackson. It's from a smoke free, pet free home. The only concern you may have is the coffee stains but trust me it's perfect otherwise.

There is a white mattress that is set next to them. Don't take this one unless you like the smell of smoke reeking your apt, Besides the tenant that had it left her big booty imprint on it. Again unless you like sleeping hammock style on a mattress don't take this one. Big Booties are ok with me. But not necessary. Anyway I'm single & strikingly handsome."

are you?... cause a sense of humor + handsomeness= deadly combination. throw in a love of books, art and adventure and i'll put a ring on it.

sex and the city

the 9:40pm line:
girls night out, girls, girl and gay, gays, girls, girls, gay, gay, gay, women.


i saw a lot of ladies hooking on my street just now. just cause i wear platform shoes, doesn't mean i am one, too. my thick- rimmed glasses should be a give away.

slang

Dang, norcalers, you can't use the word "hella" enough, can you?

Convo on the corner of eddy and larkin:
"It was, like, hella long. Heeeeeeeeeella! Hella! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaa! Hella long!"

There are other adjectives waiting to be used out there, babygirl.

teddy bear

mister, i have seen you walk across the street twice with your giant brown teddy bear. where are you going? and can i join you?