hey good lookin'

today i learned that not all gorgeous boys are stupid idiots.

church

saw a couple of girls hooking on a corner in front of a church. wonder if they accept dirty tithes?

pollution

pollution is a terrible force against nature, but it sure makes pretty sunsets.

for reals

below are 4 blogs about things that were actually said by my dad in the last 12 hours. who knew he was funny? thought i got it from my mama.

funny shit my dad says: internet

"what is internet? WHO is internet?"

funny shit my dad says: saddle

while at the dallas museum of art...
he looks at it and says, "what the hell is this?!"

at least he ain't tryin to lie to kick it.








[ps it's a saddle made in the edo period of japan]

funny shit my dad says: fish

[looks inside his fish tank]

"the fish is upside down. i'm not a fish doctor, but i think it's dying."