to call yours

mon sucre d'orge

all my dreams have finally come true!

dear ----------
how r u?
i like u. i am a muslim from india country.
i want to marry with you.
thanks

Ansari





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hoops

dear hula hoop lady, i love seeing you at the park. you inspire me to gyrate my hips. love, effinyellow

let me check my calendar

strange to see people make sex dates seem as natural as getting together for coffee. oh new york.

standardized tests books

i received one in the mail today and it included a little packet of smarties. i hope i am what i eat.

accents

i like how as SOON as i crossed the border to quebec, i picked up a strange american-californian-brooklyn-quebecois accent as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

greyhound

you are the SHIT!
fancy leather seats and wi-fi? you are a mutha-effin g.
and you have a toilet? damn, sign me up.