10.06.2009

caffeine like crack is like caffeine

OOowwww.
my head effin hurts. i don't think headaches should make you feel like pulling your brain out through your ear holes. i've had no tea today, no healthy dose of caffeine. anyone who's addicted will tell you. coke is just as addictive as cigarettes without the stank ass breath. best friend will tell you. she's been unable to give up soda, but gave up meat just fine. that whole hierarchy is funny: america is completely for booze, cigarettes and soda, but the thought of legalizing marijuana is capital "k" krazy. except booze leads to liver disease, cigarettes leads to cancer and soda can lead to obesity. weed? oh we've only been using for medicinal purposes. yeah, some people get lazy on it sometimes, but hey, chill out. the 5 o's in socal looove to bust kids. who cares about child molesters, car thieves, and abusive husbands? they're gonna bust the skater boy with a gram in his pocket.
we need to prioritize.

today's observations:
.i owe my life to tiger balm.
.spirit (as in the halloween store) has the cheesiest costumes ever and i've shamed my ancestors by stepping in there. why is everything shiny? and why don't those chinese sweatshop laborers do a better job on those awkward looking outfits?
.during dinner, i saw some guy frying his brains out and casting a spell on his burrito. i love sf. i get free entertainment everyday!


i'm reverting back to oldies. who doesn't love "sherrybaby"?

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