stay slim

read on cnn that 4 gangsters from peru were arrested for transporting human fat to be sold, probably for beauty products. this is why i mostly by natural/organic products. um, just wondering, does human fat yield better fat than animal fat? i mean, that's why "whale wars" exists, right? some japanese groups out there are whaling so they can suck the fat out and make lipstick and whatnot. whale fat seems pretty prime, but is human fat better? well, humans do eat mcdonalds... anyhow, the peruvian police are investigating 60 missing persons in possible relation to the fat ring. i'm not fat enough to kill FOR my fat so i think i'm good. i'll see you soon, peru.