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please do not offend me by not carding me at a bar, only to card me when i buy a pack of cigarettes. for a friend.

please do not even pretend that you know the difference between my face and my sister's face.

please do quiz me with a stupid question like, "What's your sign?"

please do not ask me what my driver's license number is because me not knowing what it is is my problem, not yours.