ID

please do not offend me by not carding me at a bar, only to card me when i buy a pack of cigarettes. for a friend.

please do not even pretend that you know the difference between my face and my sister's face.

please do quiz me with a stupid question like, "What's your sign?"

please do not ask me what my driver's license number is because me not knowing what it is is my problem, not yours.

vegas

a place where:
.you can see a sea of sexy legs.
.fashion consists of short, tight dresses and ridiculously strappy heels.
.there is no need for undercover drug deals
.the clap happens
.you can lose all your money at the tables in 10 seconds flat.
.inhibition leads to coyotes
.buffets are considered classy
.temptations are tested
.balls get sweaty in the heat
.drinks end up costing more than your hotel bill
.anything goes.

sin city is real gritty.

too much or too little?

is it better to oversleep or undersleep? undersleeping causes impairment in the body and the mind. oversleeping causes grogginess and strange sex dreams. undersleeping cannot be fixed with coffee. oversleeping cannot be fixed by orgasm.

it is suggested that we get seven to nine hours of sleep per night. six hours may cause you to crash your car while driving, while ten hours may cause pregnancy.

i'm in love

i just fell in love again.

with san francisco.

there's something warm and fuzzy about hanging out in delores park with bi-rite ice cream in hand (on a foggy summer day). the fact that they'll be closing it for landscaping is soo very atrocious. where will all the dogs expel their energy? where will the hipsters go to drink their pabsts and smoke their j's? where will voyeuristic couples make out? this is very worrisome.

ah, sf

i love when a gun gets pulled out when there is a tiff on the soccer field.
i love when i come across a meth head rapping angrily into a phone.
i love when popeye's runs out of apple pie and my friend demands them to make some more.
i love when it's a warm, sunny summer day and by the evening, it is chillingly foggy.

i love sf.

thank goodness

for 24 hour grocery stores. they are a rarity in the city, so it's precious to have one nearby.

in basket:
.cheddar cheese
.corn bread
.cereal
.milk
.ice cream
.yogurt
.kimchi
.ice cream

aka all the markings of a broke san franciscan.

guess who's back in the muthaeffin house

i've been MIA for a while now. quite a while due to different circumstances (including the lack of interweb). but i'm gonna blow up again soon! TBC