they got money for wars
but not enough to feed the poor
10.22.2010
10.15.2010
alleyway
saw a man's pants pulled down to his knees taking a dump in my alleyway. also saw him wipe his ass with his bare hand while screaming, "goddamn fucking stomach flu!"
how awful. in so many goddamn ways.
how awful. in so many goddamn ways.
fiction
excerpt:
To keep it under wraps, she faked her disappointed smiles so well, that no one but herself could see the roots of her crooked teeth. She showered off her painted mask every night and schemed up new ways of trying to appear apathetic. The gossip around that metaphorical cooler always included remarks that pointed her into the opposite direction of him. He, who she was strangely drawn to the way a dog is drawn to a stranger’s crotch. She would agree with the others that he was in love with that pretty girl from down the street. She would laugh when they teased him about it. She would also laugh even when she felt a faint hint of misery that he didn’t think that she was pretty.
To keep it under wraps, she faked her disappointed smiles so well, that no one but herself could see the roots of her crooked teeth. She showered off her painted mask every night and schemed up new ways of trying to appear apathetic. The gossip around that metaphorical cooler always included remarks that pointed her into the opposite direction of him. He, who she was strangely drawn to the way a dog is drawn to a stranger’s crotch. She would agree with the others that he was in love with that pretty girl from down the street. She would laugh when they teased him about it. She would also laugh even when she felt a faint hint of misery that he didn’t think that she was pretty.
9.30.2010
eff dpt
DPT,
we appreciate that you ticket and tow the poorest of the poor but when a caucasian male runs up to you in an ironed, starchy white dress shirt, black slacks and shiny black shoes, he somehow manages to convince you to not tow his benz. we all know you give him a break cause he's rich and white, yet you wouldn't give that same courtesy to anyone of a different race or class. your generosity is duly noted.
we appreciate that you ticket and tow the poorest of the poor but when a caucasian male runs up to you in an ironed, starchy white dress shirt, black slacks and shiny black shoes, he somehow manages to convince you to not tow his benz. we all know you give him a break cause he's rich and white, yet you wouldn't give that same courtesy to anyone of a different race or class. your generosity is duly noted.
soul food
good company and good food go hand in hand. what's better than sharing a delicious, home cooked meal with friends? telling stories and bonding over dessert is such a beautiful thing.
9.29.2010
stank ass feet
strange things happen in the city. strangers come up to you asking if they can film your feet while you comment that yo' feet smell like corn chips. and to tell whoever's watching to smell your stank ass feet. and the stranger part is that living in this city has made you crazy enough to agree to it. see you on creepy foot-fetish websites, friends!
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