thanks to our governator, the current US economy and the rich that are only getting richer, sf's beloved bus system runs a lot less (and more erratically) during the weekends, making my life (as well as anyone else who relies on public transit) mucho aggravating! today i got off work at 5pm. then it went as follows:
15 min wait for the first bus.
full.
15 more for the second bus.
full (but i get on anyway).
it was so full in fact that my body is in a convex position for the entire ride home.
arrive home at 6:15 even though i'm only 6 stops away!
arrrrrg.
good thing i got my dressing on the side.
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post-office (n):
a place where employees and customers alike exude morbid depression on their faces.
i don't know how ten minutes can go by without the line moving a single, solitary inch. needless to say, my express mail is still sitting in my bag waiting to be mailed.
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coincidence? in the span of half an hour, i saw two ambulances pick up two different men laying on different corners of dt. premonitions of disasters to come? or is it love fest/blue grass festival/alltheotherfestivalsgoingonthisweekend manifesting itself in effed up people? people party hard here, no joke.
please. if i am found laying on some corner, do not, i repeat, do not call an ambulance. i do not have health insurance.
effin day, the only way to relieve myself of you is to lose myself in caffeine, the office, and shakespeare.
If I could personify muni, I would take it out on a cheap, get it drunk, have my way with it(which includes a blindfold, a swing set, and a pigeon), then I would leave it's apartment, and never call it again.
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The muni is never on time, it get's used by way too many people, it get's pricer every year, and it smells. But I hate it less than I hate walking. What a chore. Can you imagine walking everywhere you needed to be? Sure, you could probably get there faster walking sometimes, but what a nightmare.
Thanks to evolution and technology and..whatever, I now have the attention span of a goldfish. And if there is one thing that irritates me more than trying to stab someone with a potato is waiting in line. Post office, Disneyland, La Boulange. Eff that. If I see a line I skip it and go on to something else.
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