do you know hard it is to go to tommy's joynt and NOT eat a pastrami sandwich? i'm pretty sure that God created pigs so they could be reincarnated into pastrami. i sat and watched and ate pickles instead (i want to say 25 slices or so), but no complaints cause i do love them. i'd say the same thing as far as God goes, inventing cucumbers and reincarnating them into pickles.
here's my attempt at a fashion commentary:
i would love to be one of those assjerks on tv and in magazines that judge people on what they wear. i know it's shallow (i'm only sha) but i always look at peoples' outfits and find something to gag at. i personally hate flip-flops myself. it's cool if you're at the beach or if it's 95 degrees out but they don't make sense in san francisco. it's even worse when a girl has on a cute dress or outfit and murders it with some plastic-y, cheap looking sandals. boo-urns. call me fashion policia, but i see it way too often, especially in the marina. kills me every time.
hot:
.(mostly) all hair things: flowers, bows, feathers...etc...way cutesy
.pencil skirts- classic and shows off sexy curves
.skinny jeans- sooo wore 'em circa 2003 before kate moss made them hot
.woven anything
.textures
.textiles
.fitted hoodies on boys: not that cliche
not so hot:
.you know
.designer bags- always thought it was pretty silly to blow hundreds of dollars on one thing/ something that so many people have
.manicures-they've always seemed masochistic to me
.pink (only on the rarest of occasions)
."funky" designs a la diesel and bebe
.deep v-necks on boys: how deep do you need your v? no, i don't want to see your chest hair, thanks
this spans all space and time, folks.
observation of the day:
america needs to step up its game in investing in education. i heard a grown ass girl ask what color lemonade was (no joke)
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I would think for someone who is trying to avoid meat would try to avoid any temptation of the sort. But who am I to judge.
ReplyDeleteFashion Policia? Really? Do you really want me to wait for the right moment and slap you with an "Aha! Nice flip flops you effing hypocrite!"..?
I just think that america should invest more money into weeding out the stupid people with a baseball bat.