Inspires me to write cause I have so much to talk shit about.
Examples:
.last night I watched the news and learned that a kid (8 or 9 years old) had been hit by a truck and was killed. Apparently this guys truck had been lifted up so high that he couldn't see the boy riding across the street on his bike. Ah, lifted trucks: Small penis or short guy? I find them to be analogous.
.I don't have a car so I literally am stuck at home because public transit here is so horrible. I don't even know a number to call for bus times. Is there even one?!
.yes white person, I speak as much English as you do. But my vocabulary consists of more adjectives.
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raging about life in the big city.
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